PUMP THE BREAKS on yard work!
The football team is selling mulch and WE DELIVER!
I know your neighbors will be turning their noses up at you for not mulching at the same time they are. Don’t worry!
As you stand there sipping your mid-morning coffee, shout over to your neighbor, “Hey! The mulch looks great! Mine is being delivered in a couple weeks! You should have waited and had yours delivered too! Whelp, gotta run – starting my NetFlix binge today.”
You’ll laugh to yourself as you’re returning inside to your comfy couch knowing you get to relax during your spring break and that your mulch will soon be delivered!
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IT’S A GREAT DAY TO BE A RAIDER!
Head Football Coach
Atlee High School
Twitter — @CoachMattGray